Tarot Readings for You for April 22, 2015 Wednesday©
GUIDANCE WELCOME TO THE UNREAL WORLD! Describing that moment of up-periscoping and saying ‘Duh.’ That moment of enlightenment that reality is all in your head, being replayed back to you. Seeing the humor in getting sucked into other people’s service. Waking up and smelling the coffee of where you fit into other people’s agendas. Being depressed about being someone’s fool, having gone along with their con. I did it to myself in the end, and I do feel silly about it. Welcome to the unreal world.
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Ten of Wands – Six of Wands – Page of Cups
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GROUP TAROT CARDS READING
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Headings [So you can choose which belongs to you]
Tarot Readings: We’ve Been Had for a Long Time (Ten of Wands and Six of Wands)
Tarot Readings: Fooling Yourself (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Tarot Readings: Silly Shenanigans (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Tarot Readings: Do I Look Like I’m Going Along with the Program? (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Tarot Reading: Ask a Lot of Questions (Ten of Wands and Page of Cups)
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Tarot Readings: We’ve Been Had for a Long Time (Ten of Wands and Six of Wands)
We’ve been had, really bad for a really long time, haven’t we?
After all this time of being taken advantage of, we ask questions.
How did they pull off this deception for so long?
We have a lot of questions about how things seem to be, don’t we?
We are finally asking questions about victories that aren’t.
Hmm, there seems to be a lot of bullshit here.
It’s all a big pretense as if we are such fools.
I think I got tricked into a whole lot of stuff.
Seems to be a lot of con artists in the woodpile.
The propaganda is getting so extreme it’s amusing.
How about you-guys slow down with your agenda?
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Tarot Readings: Fooling Yourself (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Why are you depressed? – because things are truly not as they seem.
Get in over your head, and have no idea what games these people are playing.
Why is it so hard when it doesn’t seem to be?
Am I fooling myself a whole lot?
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Tarot Readings: Silly Shenanigans (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
It’s been a long time since someone was that silly and that sneaky.
Silly games people play are all over the place.
These shenanigans are too damned funny!
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Tarot Readings: Do I Look Like I’m Going Along with the Program? (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Act stupid and go along with the program, although that’s difficult.
I am trying hard: Do I look like I’m one of them?
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Tarot Reading: Ask a Lot of Questions (Ten of Wands and Page of Cups)
Too much covert opposition raises questions.
Let’s put a good face on it, because they are going to ask a lot of questions.
When they ask too many questions, they are up to something.
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Ten of Wands – Six of Wands – Page of Cups
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……….…… … . …. Six of Wands and Page of Cups both call appearances into question. Six of Wands directly says ‘Appearances are deceiving’ and Page of Cups questions and indicates something is strange, weird, fishy. The other card is Ten of Pentacles, who only exacerbates whatever trouble its companions encounter. So today we are looking at the contrived reality, taking it with a whole box of salt. Today we question the propaganda because it got too rich. Today we are doubting the existence of Santa Claus.
…………………. Ten of Wands is too much … too much of anything – just the word, just the concept, that you apply to whatever subject the other cards are talking about. It also says the going is hard, trying hard, and things are so difficult. Today the other cards both indicate mistrust of what seems to be. So today, Ten of Wands is corralled into a few of its meanings.
When it isn’t employed in the job you see in this spread, Ten of Wands is overwhelming, slow progress, overburdened, and ‘keep on keeping on.’ We dip into some of the meanings here today, like:
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long time, so long,
a lot of
finally
depressed
truly
so hard
too many
a big
all over the place
too much
a whole lot
slow down
difficult
trying hard
so extremely
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…………………. Six of Wands‘ main message is things are not as they seem, that some covert agenda, some propaganda, some deception is going on. This covers anything from government conspiracies to your lover cheating, to believing something unreal that is counterproductive. Six of Wands is any reason at all to mistrust the environment, to question what seems real … and that includes your own motives. Six of Wands is the con artist, the bullshitter, not just blarney that is innocuous (harmless).
Other Tarot systems are believing the propaganda presented in the card of the victory. The obvious … overly obvious … victory in the illustration is about the abduction by Arabs of King Richard III in a battle he actually won. He chased retreating forces and it was a trap. This happened to Jeanne d’Arc too. Tarot Verbatim™ applies the whole story in the illustration, of the subterfuge. Six of Wands is far more meaningful in Tarot Verbatim™ than it is in other systems.
………………… Page of Cups is one of the ‘Duh’ cards that represents the ‘duh’ groove in our human brains – the ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ groove. Page of Cups prompts questions, means ‘question,’ means ‘ask questions.’ It also means awkward, inappropriate, dumb and stupid, dressed strangely.
You see a fellow carrying a cup around with a fish in it (fishy, right?), dressed in women’s clothes. This is the card for cross dressing, transgender, gay person of either gender.
Now remember this: In a Celtic cross spread, if the first card you put down is Page of Cups as the first Self card, Tarot is telling you ‘This isn’t going to make sense, but it’s correct.’ It is instructing the reader that, ‘Yes, this really is what’s up re the information you address here.’ I tell the person I am reading for this.
Well here we are in Oz, ladies and gentlemen, without the green glasses that make it seem real. We are not believing our eyes because the scene does not make sense so much that it’s funny, and we are asking ourselves why it looked okay before. Enlightenment is one thing that you may be experiencing when you feel this way, or maybe just wising up … which is enlightenment, if you think about it.
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Now we show where each of the phrases in each of the sentences comes from:
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Tarot Readings: We’ve Been Had for a Long Time (Ten of Wands and Six of Wands)
We’ve been had Six of Wands, really bad Ten of Wands for a really long time Ten of Wands, haven’t we Page of Cups?
After all this time Ten of Wands of being taken advantage of Six of Wands, we ask questions Page of Cups.
How did they Page of Cups pull off this deception Six of Wands for so long Ten of Wands?
We have a lot of Ten of Wands questions Page of Cups about how things seem to be Six of Wands, don’t we Page of Cups?
We are finally Ten of Wands asking questions Page of Cups about victories that aren’t Six of Wands.
Hmm, there seems to be Page of Cups a lot of Ten of Wands bullshit Six of Wands here.
It’s all a big Ten of Wands pretense Six of Wands as if Six of Wands we are such fools Page of Cups.
I think Page of Cups I got tricked into Six of Wands a whole lot of stuff Ten of Wands.
Seems to be Page of Cups a lot of Ten of Wands con artists Six of Wands in the woodpile Six of Wands.
The propaganda Six of Wands is getting so extreme Ten of Wands it’s amusing Page of Cups.
How about you-guys Page of Cups slow down Ten of Wands with your agenda Six of Wands?
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Tarot Readings: Fooling Yourself(Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Why are you Page of Cups depressed Ten of Wands? – because things are truly not as they seem Six of Wands.
Get in over your head Ten of Wands, and have no idea Page of Cups what games these people are playing Six of Wands.
Why is it Page of Cups so hard Ten of Wands when it doesn’t seem to be Six of Wands?
Am I Page of Cups fooling myself Six of Wands a whole lot Ten of Wands?
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Tarot Readings: Silly Shenanigans (Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
It’s been a long time Ten of Wands since someone was that Ten of Wands silly Page of Cups and that Ten of Wands sneaky Six of Wands.
Silly Page of Cups games people play Six of Wands are all over the place Ten of Wands.
These shenanigans Six of Wands are too Ten of Wands damned funny Page of Cups!
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Tarot Readings: Do I Look Like I’m Going Along with the Program?(Six of Wands and Page of Cups)
Act stupid Page of Cups and go along with the program Six of Wands, although that’s difficult Ten of Wands.
I am trying hard Ten of Wands: Do I look like Page of Cups I’m one of them Six of Wands?
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Tarot Reading: Ask a Lot of Questions (Ten of Wands and Page of Cups)
Too much Ten of Wands covert opposition Six of Wands raises questions Page of Cups.
Let’s put a good face on it Six of Wands, because they are going to ask a lot of Ten of Wands questions Page of Cups.
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HERE ARE PHRASES FOR ALL THREE 2-CARD COMBINATIONS
resonates with your subconscious awareness!
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……………. ……… Ten of Wands and Six of Wands We’ve Been Had for a Long Time We’ve been had, really bad, for a really long time. After all this time of being taken advantage of …. … they pull off this deception for so long? A lot of _ about how things seem to be. We are finally _ about victories that aren’t. A lot of bullshit. It’s all a big pretense, as if …. I got tricked into a whole lot of stuff. A lot of con artists in the woodpile. The propaganda is getting so extreme. Slow down with your agenda. Depressed because things are truly not as they seem. Get in over your head about what games these people are playing. So hard when it doesn’t seem to be. Fooling myself a whole lot. It’s been a long time since someone was that sneaky. Games people play are all over the place. These shenanigans are too damned _. Go along with the program, although that’s difficult. I am trying hard to look like one of them. Too much covert opposition. Let’s put a good face on it because … a lot of …. x. ..
……………. ……. Ten of Wands and Page of Cups… really bad for a really long time, haven’t we? After all this time, we ask questions. How did they _ for so long? We have a lot of questions, don’t we? We are finally asking questions. Hmm, there seems to be a lot of _ here. It’s all a big _ as if we are such fools. I think … a whole lot of stuff. Seems to be a lot of …. _ is getting so extreme it’s amusing. How about you-guys slow down …. Why are you depressed? Get in over your head, and have no idea. Why is it so hard? Am I … a whole lot? It’s been a long time since since someone was that silly. Silly … are all over the place. These shenanigans are damned funny! Act stupid, although that’s difficult. I am trying hard: Do I look like …? Ask a Lot of Questions Too much _ raises questions. They are going to ask a lot of questions. x. ..
…………. ….. Six of Wands and Page of Cups We’ve been had, haven’t we? … being taken advantage of, we ask questions. How did they pull off this deception? … questions about how things seem to be, don’t we? Asking questions about victories that aren’t. Hmm, there seems to be bullshit here. A pretense as if we are such fools. I think I got tricked. Seems to be con artists in the woodpile. The propaganda is amusing. How about you guys _ with your agenda? Fooling Yourself Why? – because things are truly not as they seem. Have no idea what games these people are playing. Why is it _ when it doesn’t seem to be? Am I fooling myself? Silly Shenanigans Since someone was that silly. Silly games people play.*** Those shenanigans are damned funny. Do I Look Like I’m Going Along with the Program? Act stupid and go along with the program.*** Do I look like I’m one of them? Covert opposition raises questions. Let’s put a good face on it, because they are going to ask questions. x… .
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Ten of Wands………Ten of Wands is when you take on the whole project all by yourself. Have you heard someone (especially mothers) say ‘It’s easier if I just do it myself’? That’s what Ten of Wands is talking about: save a trip, do it all in one load. It’s difficult, but I am done with it. ‘Difficult’ belongs to Ten of Wands. He comes by it honestly: Look at backbreaking undertaking.
Ten of Wands is about the extreme of anything, so it often translates: too, too much, very, all, too many, a whole lot or a lot of, really (as an adjective, so ‘really hard’), and of course ‘extremely.’
Another arm of Ten of Wands’ arsenal is being overloaded, overwhelmed, bogged down, depressed, which goes along with slow, slow going, slow progress, and so on.
Ten of Wands is taking a long time (slow progress, remember?) so he owns words like: finally, indefinitely, long term, so long since, a long hard road, taking it slow, slows you down, forever, too long, long and hard, etc.
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Six of Wands………….Six of Wands is believing your eyes when you should not. Its looking like a victory march, but you’re only imagining it. Six of Wands is a warning, often, to rethink, reevaluate, mistrust the environment, reassess your position, mistrust the people you are dealing with. Six of Wands tells you you may be drinking the Kool Ade about something, you may be mistaken in some way that will cost you. Six of Wands is the football player who is running the ball in the opposite direction, about to make a touchdown … for the opposition. That is a great concept for pigeonholing or outlining Six of Cups.
Page of Cups greatly magnifies Six of Wands’ import, because Page of Cups also indicates something fishy is afoot.
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Page of Cups……….Page of Cups is ridiculous, silly, strange, awkward, inappropriate, stupid, out of place. Page of Cups is maybe, why, and why not. Page of Cups is a big question mark – literally. It makes your sentence a question. It is advice to question, it translates ‘question,’ and it says ‘Something’s up.’ That last statement also belongs to Six of Wands. Page of Cups and Six of Wands are roommates.
Page of Cups is the comedian. It translates ‘funny’ in both senses of that word. It indicates humor, it indicates something is a joke, and it means to clown around, to make an idiot of oneself.
When Page of Cups appears as the first Self card in Celtic Cross, the reader is informed that this sounds ridiculous, but it’s the way things are. You get that when you are reading the mind of someone whose mind is, shall we say, not so well-organized?
Since Page of Cups is a fellow in women’s clothes, this is the main card for any gender orientation other than straight.
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